Copyright 2021 by WDIV ClickOnDetroit - All rights reserved. Like I said, I couldn't remember it. and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels in the trunk. I said, "Hey! A: They're hand picked. Q: Why did the Youngstown State grad cross the road? Eventually puppies grow up and stop . A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. as he plummets to his death. Every thing is at pease. One day, at an elementary school in Ann Arbor, Michigan, a teacher asked her class if the Michigan Wolverines were their favorite football team. Its a four-letter word! Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours. -0:00:001:05:01. Its what happened today that matters. A: Both states become smarter! Q: How is a Cleveland girl different from a bowling ball? Q: What happens when Ohio State chokes? A. Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Thanks for doing it correctly. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. A: Drool. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a Buckeye joke? The guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Jim offers to go first. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. Finally a train hit them. Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Thats something Michigan fans will brag about until next year. I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Xavier University library? A: One, but he gets 3 credits. I work for Automattic. A: The Crime Rate! 2495 N. Ridge Rd. Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? However, upsets happen, that's why . This will truly be a contest between the immovable force (Ohio State) and the extremely movable object (Michigan State), as the Buckeyes have been lighting up the college football world all season. Painesville OH 44077 Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? A: To keep the flies off the bride. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. At that time the Michigan fan takes the bottle and chucks it way off the road and tells him that drinking and driving is a hell of a mistake one should stay away from. The guy who had the recipe graduated. ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. Q: What happens when blondes move from Michigan to Ohio? This good Samaritan turned out to be a pretty well-known person in the Ann Arbor community. Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. But that doesnt matter anymore. My mom is a Buckeye fan. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Februar 2023. Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? 440.853.8364, Steves Auto Why did the UofM regents decide to cover the Big House in cardboard? If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. So he takes a running start and throws himself off of the side of the mountain, screaming "SPARTY ON!" Click the card to flip Flashcards Learn Test Match Created by tmeyer2020 Michigan is also a sizable 15-point favorite over Mel Tuckers Michigan State Spartans. 50 IQ. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. Pothole season is pretty much year round anymore. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Ohio? Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. "Im a Wolverine fan." Februar 2023. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. October 5, 2022 7:45 pm ET. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. A: They all lost on the final kick. Freaking amazing. The guy right next to him is 65, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. 440.521.9519, Palecek Motors The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. At Ohio State they teach us not to pee on our hands. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? A: They stick to the ground. A: Yogurt has an active living culture. Ohio State Football Fans. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. The energy in the stadium was awesome. I have kept it from you for years, because I know how much you love Ohio State, and I couldnt bear the thought of disappointing you., Moving close to her husbands ear, Becky whispered, I know, my love. A: The Ohio State guy. The guy sitting next to him is 6-5, 250 pounds and is also a Michigan graduate. A: Will Work For Food. A: All the horses drowned. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. A. The content on this site is for entertainment and educational purposes only. Look for this years installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State to potentially come down to the wire. https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. 221 E. Tiffin St. Q. Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. In reply to better punchline by Mgoscottie. Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. The little girl said because my parents root for Ohio State. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. Stroud will throw at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, while Alabama QB Bryce Young will wait to do so for his pro day, sources tell me and @TomPelissero . Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 1, 2022. Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. C.J. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? But at about 2 in the morning, Urban Meyer hears some raucous laughter coming from the room of one of the players. Youre outta your mind! by jvblaha. What team do you root for? the reporter asks. 2023 Minute Media - All Rights Reserved. You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: Here are the latest betting odds by FanDuel Sportsbook, including the line for this years game. Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. A: The Crime Rate! A: Go Home. All the articles and tweets Buckeye fans need for March 1, 2023. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. Top-100 offensive lineman earns Ohio State offer, prized Texas linebacker sets visit date, Column: Despite rough season, Ohio State shouldnt write off Chris Holtmann just yet. The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. Ohio State fans might have to recalibrate their taste for maize and blue if they care about Cleveland's defensive line. The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? It should be noted Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they don't play nobody. Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. A: The Crime Rate! A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. I didnt know that, said the manager. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. Really, really bad. Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. Ohio State fans are going to have a ball with this outing from Michigan. Q. Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with a disgusting pedophile, a violent thug, and an Ohio State fan. 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You will each get one wish, said the genie. A. ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up.". Here's what Buckeye players, coaches and fans . When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. Buster Bluth would be devastated. Ultimately, Ohio State is a potential regression candidate. But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. For more NCAA football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. "Who disturbs me?" The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. A car rear ends another on a back country road. I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. Lets go Bucks, baby, one Ohio State fan said. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Have you heard the news? A. There's nothing worth craping on! A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. The pothole struggle is all too real. Q: What's the difference between a Cleveland State diploma and toilet paper? He wipes his mouth and offers the bottle back. Even Michigan States star running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Kenneth Walker III who entered the game with 1,473 total rushing yards was limited to just 24 first-half yards. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. The by MaizeAndBlueWahoo. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . But I wouldn't try it." Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. Motorwerks Imports An OSU alum and a UM alum are standing next to each other in the men's room. Q: Why do OSU students wear hats all the time? It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. A: S-mitten. The Georgia Bulldogs are winning with ease. Q: What's the difference between Nippert Stadium and a cactus? A: A visitor. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. No worries Michigan fans. Ohio State Jokes Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening . I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. I'm so happy, I could be there," Scott Albrecht said. The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. Fr nhere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklrung und Cookie-Richtlinie. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" But Im warning you. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. I was surprised. Who disturbs me? asked the genie. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. A: So blind people can hate them too. A: One, but he gets 3 credits. The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. A: The cop. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. What if you Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?" The Michigan Wolverines clinched the Big Ten East and a spot in the Big Ten title game next weekend with a huge win over the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday in Ann Arbor. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. A: He wanted an academic challenge! How well they played Georgia in the Peach Bowl caught everyone by surprise. This week, Michigan football released images of its newest Ohio State victory chains. Nobody raised their hands until the . The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. A: Between Dayton & Marion. The genie now tells Lloyd hell grant him one wish. at the top of his lungs and the noise echos off of the mountains and travels a great distance. Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? What do pot and Ohio State have in common????? So, with the Michigan Wolverines failing to even appear like they belong in the College Football Playoff, fans of the Ohio State Buckeyes are sitting back and enjoying the misery that has been heaped on their rival. Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? Simply put, that road win gives Ohio State way more wiggle room than Michigan. The Ohio State fan replies back. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. What's the difference between a Western Michigan University sorority sister and a scarecrow? In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. Posted on September 10, 2009 by oppy1984 Posted in Funny. Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? God replied "That's my house", http://nickmomrik.com/2006/11/17/ohio-state-jokes/. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. Here are some of our favorite jokes about Ohio State's biggest rivals. pic.twitter.com/sgGfkOvqrT, Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) November 20, 2021, OHIO STATE IS BEATING MICHIGAN STATE AS BAD AS GEORGIA IS BEATING CHARLESTON SOUTH pic.twitter.com/oDX1N3o2ba, Bakers Burner (5-5) (@clesportsfan69) November 20, 2021, Its sad that top teams in the country schedule these shitty games in November. On our mad dash down from the . Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. A: Pay him for the pizza. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? It was just reported on Wednesday that Michigan State had offered Mel Tucker a 10 year, $95 million contract extension. "deer", "dog", "deer", "dog" they argued. The rest will dress themselves. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. In reply to An oldie but by mgoblue911. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. 419.687.8112. Wanna try it?, Buckeye immediately goes livid. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Oct 31, 2021 - Explore Linda Riegel's board "OSU-WHAT A JOKE!" on Pinterest. Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? In reply to Punch line mega fail. Odds & lines subject to change. Who is bigger? He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. pjfrank 1 yr. ago. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? In short, they will once again get the benefit of the doubt if they win all of their games but The Game. A: Better question why is he out of jail? 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